Yurtablemoron

Wow, it's certainly hard to believe, but I've been around here for 10 years!

I know I don't do too much anymore, but I'm still here and there, so please leave any concerns at rest!

Enjoy your day.

My cat told me to update this, so I did.

Thank him or something. He is lovely.

If you should ever decide you want to start a career, in internet marketing...
If you engage in spam...
There's something you should know...
That I will hunt you down...
AND I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!
BURN IN HELL!!!
I get online and notice I have e-mail.
I click my inbox and see...OH WHAT THE FUCK!?!
20 e-mails; all coming from the same guy!
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size...
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!?
I click the link and I get...
50 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em.
My PC takes a shit on me!
There is no rubber for electronic STD's!!
For every spam I get...
I'm gonna MAKE EAT YOUR OWN SHIT
For every spam I get..
I'm gonna CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN DICK
I get rebooted and get back to my email.
I got a forward, a lame joke from my mom...
Keep on searching for anything legitimate...
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it.
And what is this? Shania Twain all naked!?
I click the link and I get...
DICKS ON THE SCREEN!!!
Endless dickage - colossal disappointment!!!
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment!
For every spam I get...
I'm gonna SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH A BRICK
For every spam I receive...
You're gonna GET TO GARGLE YOUR PEE
For every spam I get later...
I'm gonna RUB YOUR FACE ON A CHEESE GRATER
For every spam you send me...
I'm gonna MAKE YOU FUCKING UGLY

"The Internet is a wonderful place. The ability to retrieve information on any subject or communicate with anybody around the world is a significant step to world peace and the evolution of the human race!! And then you got these assholes who gotta be like, 'I'm gonna shit all over this precious gift to mankind! Oh yeah! The answers are out there...but you're gonna have to dig through this colossal PILE OF SHIT to get at them!!'"
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET SHIT LICK
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET PENIS STEAK
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET ANAL BUTTER
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET CUNT
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET FUCKFACE
THANK YOU FOR RUINING THE INTERNET DONKEY BALLS
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So, I've been here for half a decade it seems. That's quite a long time.

So what is the gift for this occassion?


v7.



FAIL!